the rules
1.
women really just want to be rescued
2.
no one buys a classic six on the upper west side unless they are seriously thinking about marriage.
3.
it´s not a rebound when the other person´s dead.
4.
a vibrator does not call you on your birthday, a vibrator doesn´t sen you flowers the day after, you cannot take a vibrator home to meet your mother.
5.
it takes half the the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
6.
if you don´t have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized.
7.
i´m very into labels, gay, straight, pick a side and stay there.
8.
when a man has a fantasy and you fulfill it, thereé always the chance the relationship will blow up and you´ll just be the idiot who did it on a golf course, or something.
9.
WASPs din´t yell, it´s genetic.
10.
the only thing worse than being thirty-four and single is being thirty-four and devorced
